Merge with us...

I was going to ask the leader personally but I didn't know which was which Queen or King. So lemme tell you a story. Once upon a time good and evil faught. Good almost gripped the final defences of evil until the released their final defences. The good were pushed back but so little that they hardly had any time. So they released their desperation weapon... MOLES WITH RABIES!!! Soon the good guys were beaten and had a few remanents as well as evil. However, the moles turned against them and bit everyone's faces off. The ones who did not die were killed by the rabies. Now good and evil unite under the Order of WAM!!! lead by me. The leader will get a high rank if he accepts. Join us in our quest in stopping these monsters (or for evil, traitors) and apply! No test will follow. Are you up to it?